The 300-day Misadventure of President Nicole Shanahan

PROMPT: Narrate a humorous story in the style of Mark Twain about a third-party candidate being elected President in 2024.

Albert Bates

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’Twas a presidential election the likes of which this great nation had never before witnessed. The Republican nominee, a man whose moral fiber was as stout as a rotten…

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Albert Bates

Emergency Planetary Technician and Climate Science Wonk — using naturopathic remedies to recover the Holocene without geoengineering or ponzinomics.